Saturday, September 19, 2009

National Holiday for all Pirates

This 19th day o' september has been declared Talk like a pirate day.

This be the nation'l holiday for us pirates!!!

So what do pirates do on this special day you ask?

Well we scrubbed all the decks, & plundered the nearest port for grub. In the even'in we honored the most famous of pirates (Jonny Depp) by watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

For grub time we caught some beer battered fish shaped like triangles, plundered the vineyards for the freshest grapes; to keep away the scurvey(nasty stuff that is), raped a maiden of her cows milk, & used it to make puddin' with the aztec chocolate we pillaged from the new world natives.

We even captured us some dirty scalleywags & forced them to pay homage to the great pirate & we forced 'em to consume the deadliest of all poisons disguised as jello popcorn. Then we sent 'em with a fierce warning to all that dare cross our pirate path again!!

All in all I would have to arg this a very piratey day indeed. We did miss the Cap'n as he was called the the port o'work. We be optm'stic we be see'in 'im again soon. Treasure collect'in is a long & ard'us endev'or.

ARGG farewell all ya skallywags & beware them that tread this here windy port o'ours.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Long time no blog!!!

Okay so I know that it has been a little while since I last blogged our life as pirate monkeys, but with good reason. I AM LAZY!!!!!!

I started a new job working at the University extension office. I am a secretary there and I like it. I just spent the week at the county fair. I am very tired now.

We went to Disneyland the last week in June for the Capt'ns mom's birthday. That was a lot of fun. It was my first visit there and so I got a pin to wear. The birthday girl got a birthday pin. The kids got a pin for their first time also. Just a note to all: The Small World ride SUCKS big time DON"T go on it if you value your sanity!!!!!!! After that ride I am convinced that the world is not small it is long and obnoxiously loud!!!! I would have to say that the best part of the vacation was the beach. I LOVE the beach and I dream about it on a regular basis. In fact I just had a dream the other day that we moved to Brookings Oregon. It was a very good dream; then I woke up and was still here in Wyoming.

Mario Girl took an outdoor class and learned about bugs and weeds. She loved it. She even got to bring home bugs in a jar. We watched them try to crawl out of the holes in the top. She took very good care of them.

1-eyed-Jack went to scout camp where I am sure that he got in lots of trouble. He got back the day that I started working the fair so I haven't really had time to talk to him about it. Tomorrow he goes to Colorado on a river trip. He is very excited about that.

They both had swimming lessons. They are such good little swimmers.

And last but by far not least, our computer in the living room died a very sad and painful death. We have it spread out on the diningroom table for all to see. We are old fashion that way.
We moved the bedroom computer into the livingroom. It has none of this years pictures on it so I can not post them at this time. I think that they are backed up somewhere, but The Capt'n hasn't put them on this comp yet.
So once again I have sent out a blog with no pix. Maybe next time. BYE

Saturday, June 13, 2009

We pillaged so there!

I haven't posted in awhile. That is because the life of land pirate monkeys is a long and hard life. We must always be pillaging, & discovering new adventures.

Here is a list of all pillagings, & adventures. (in no particular order)

* found baby owls in the town park
* played at the sand dunes
* Mario Girl got baptized
* I started a new job
* pouted from all the rain
* went fishing (no fish)
* had a party for M. G.'s Birthday
* planted carrots
* built a fence
* cleaned the basement ( lots of crap taken to dump)
* pouted from all the rain
* played Rockband with extended family & friends
* cleaned up sewage from the basement
* augered the sewer pipe 'cuz it flooded our basement
* installed new water heater 'cuz old one died & poured water on the floor in the basement
* started to wonder if we were living in Oregon 'cuz of all the rain
* Grateful for all the rain 'cuz it means we don't have to water lawn and carrots
* saw an old B-17 bomber


It has been a busy month of pillaging & adventures.