Beer & brown lawn?

Cap'n Mo read that if you put beer on the brown spots on the lawn where the dog pees then it neutralizes the acid in the pee and so the grass will grow green again. So Monday when we got back from rafting we went and bought the cheapest beer we could find. Being pirates tho we should have used RUM. Cap'n Mo poured all the beer on the lawn. Hopefully it will work. Otherwise all we have is a very drunk & stinky lawn. Here are some pix

Here is a pic of a strip out by the road that I am tring to improve. It was just full of weeds and wild flowers when Mo threw seeds out there. It really looked sloppy. Now it has very sad plants that I transplanted from other parts of my yard. Hopefully they will recover.

And last of all here is a pic I found of Sadie and Mario Girl when they were about 3 years old. It is funny to see the contrast in them.

P.S. Thanks for the advise on the Mane and Tail shampoo for Mario Girl's hair. I bought some this week and it is already helping. Her hair looks shinier and thicker. She is also neighing a lot should I worry? LOL