National Holiday for all Pirates

This 19th day o' september has been declared Talk like a pirate day.

This be the nation'l holiday for us pirates!!!

So what do pirates do on this special day you ask?

Well we scrubbed all the decks, & plundered the nearest port for grub. In the even'in we honored the most famous of pirates (Jonny Depp) by watching Pirates of the Caribbean.

For grub time we caught some beer battered fish shaped like triangles, plundered the vineyards for the freshest grapes; to keep away the scurvey(nasty stuff that is), raped a maiden of her cows milk, & used it to make puddin' with the aztec chocolate we pillaged from the new world natives.

We even captured us some dirty scalleywags & forced them to pay homage to the great pirate & we forced 'em to consume the deadliest of all poisons disguised as jello popcorn. Then we sent 'em with a fierce warning to all that dare cross our pirate path again!!

All in all I would have to arg this a very piratey day indeed. We did miss the Cap'n as he was called the the port o'work. We be optm'stic we be see'in 'im again soon. Treasure collect'in is a long & ard'us endev'or.

ARGG farewell all ya skallywags & beware them that tread this here windy port o'ours.