A Pirate & Monkey Christmas

We pirate monkeys celebrate the festive holiday o' Christmas the same time the rest o' the country does. On Dec 25th. & festive it was.

This year we put us up a real fake tree fur swinging from. No more be the tree of felt & staples. It not be good fur the swingin'. That be the monkey in us wantin' to come out & play.
It be rite dandy & as purty as a fake tree decorated with random decorations put on by an 8 yr old galley princess. So it be, so it be.

We got some snow& coldness that be freezin' our tushies, so we be usin' our stove to warm them nicely.
I made lasagna, cheesecake, and a creamy lime pie. We ate lasagna fur a week after. It was so yummilicous!!! Here be a list o' what the monkeys got:

Mario Girl: A cloak made by meself, a galley pirate princess hat made by the white beard grandpa, an Obama camping doll set from grandma art, Twighlight the movie from the Capt'n, tights from grandma "I'm so old it's okay to be crazy", a sweater jacket from Grandma/pa Baggs, Night at the Museum #2 from One-Eyed-Jack, & a few other odds & ends.
One-Eyed-Jack: Halo ODST for the X box from the Capt'n hisself, Xbox controller & new batteries from us both, pants from me, a big fluffy stuffed animal (dog) for use as a pillow from Mario Girl, a monkey sling shot with Mad Libs(most awesome) from a cousin, some clothes from the Baggs grandparents & " kinda" crazy g-ma, & some little odds & ends.
The Capt'n: got a tripod for his camera, kilt socks, foot scraper & gel, slippers, Frigits, a safety belt? not sure what that means, & other stuff.
Me: I got a Bias tape maker, some music, a jewelry box, candy, a book, & other stuff
These are just some of the great treasures we got for Christmas.

We sailed over to the great town of Baggs to visit the King & Queen that dwell there. They feed us, so that we wouldn't have to plunder for our grub, & entertained us with some great card games.
Just today the Provo-itish dwellers left after a great adventure pillaging, & plundering our town for history(local Museum), food, & swimming.



As I type, my mother along with Tog & The Cowboy are headed in my direction. As long as they have their sails up they will have a good journey since the wind will blow them straight here. & we will get to see the newest monkey little Neg.
We will celebrate the New Year with food, friends, and dangerous duels (the game of spoons), but that be another story still to be lived.